Mittwoch, 3. September 2008

Totschick, so ein König...Sextouristen aufgepasst: Bangkok im Ausnahmezustand - ojemine! Phuket etwa auch? Und Pattaya? Was ist bloß los mit den sonst so zuvorkommenden ThailänderInnen? Die Lage ist ziemlich unübersichtlich; Rechtsradikale gerieren sich als Speerspitze der Demokratie - wo sollen wir denn jetzt demnächst bloß Urlaub machen?
Lasset uns hoffen, dass sich demnächst der Allererhabenste höchstselbst einschaltet - denn: "Sie ham nen knall-rosa Bhumibol..."

Kommentare:

Taxifahrerin hat gesagt…

Ich kenne nur den Günther!
Über Sextourismus kann ich auch nichts sagen, aber ich erzähle eine
amerikanische Geschichte:

This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...

"An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get
out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same
reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and
two 12 packs of beer in the front seat! A few minutes later, she found
her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her
bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her
mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a
large handgun.

No charges were filed.

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!

Falls Du meinen Blog doch liest....
Pech!

Kniebeuge hat gesagt…

Hallo, lieber Thomas, bist vielleicht nach Thailand geflogen?
Eine Frage, dass du verwenden kannst, wann die Günther-Frage weg ist.

Onde é que as mulheres gastam o seu dinheiro?

etc. pp hat gesagt…

Was sollte ich impotenter alter Sack denn schon in Thailand? Ich kauf mir meine lieben Kleinen direkt hier auf dem Spielplatz!